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posted 1 day ago
4/23/14 @ 12:55

omnomnomwisenom
Things I’ve learned from this fandom

omnomnomwisenom:

  • Feanor hates cupcakes
  • Cthulmo
  • Keep calm and blame Tulkas
  • Eru’s A+ parenting
  • Sauron is Melkor’s wife
  • Turin Turambawkward
  • This fandom’s population is 100% Noldor because all the thousands of ships they build sink into the ruthless sea
  • After Melkor’s death Sauron was so upset that he had sexual affairs with 98% of Middle-Earth population, including Eonwe
  • When HBO releases the Silmarillion series (with PJ as a director), all the characters will be played by Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cucumberbatch, including Asian!Maeglin. The Angband theme song will be Let It Go
  • It’s Fёanor, Cthulmo Fhtagn, Tulukhastāz, Ilúvatar the All-Daddy, Mairon, Belekorôz, Túrin, Ñoldor, Eönwё and Lёt It Gô, actually
  • You don’t have to be a metalhead to listen to Blind Guardian; being a Tolkien fan will do
  • HOME is expensive
  • Every character is important
  • Every character’s name means something inappropriate in one or several of the existing languages
  • That’s why they are important, actually
  • Space elves
  • Vanyar are bloodthirsty
  • Feanor’s sons love knitted sweaters and kinslayings
  • Silmarillion friendly reminders are not very friendly
  • Lay’s of Beleriand contain too much salt, would not recommend
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posted 2 days ago
4/21/14 @ 23:43

thorinsheart
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posted 2 days ago
4/21/14 @ 20:53

fallenrohirrim

tagged as:
# me gusta
fallenrohirrim:


random Tolkien characters : Elrond, Celebrían, Elladan, Elrohir and Arwen


Hugo Weaving as Elrond


Diane Kruger as Celebrían


Ian Somerhalder as Elladan


Ian Somerhalder as Elrohir


Liv Tyler as Arwen

fallenrohirrim:

random Tolkien characters : Elrond, Celebrían, Elladan, Elrohir and Arwen
Hugo Weaving as Elrond
Diane Kruger as Celebrían
Ian Somerhalder as Elladan
Ian Somerhalder as Elrohir
Liv Tyler as Arwen
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posted 2 days ago
4/21/14 @ 20:53

shadowofmemory
TOLKIEN Elves wanted!

shadowofmemory:

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HELLO!
I am looking for a roleplay with a Tolkien Elf for my horse verse! Would any Elf be interested in a thread with my HORSE?

*ears perk up*

Pony?

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posted 2 days ago
4/21/14 @ 20:50

thraaaaaaaaaaaaandyyyyyyyyyyyyy
OFFICIAL DAY 1 OFF THE WINE

thraaaaaaaaaaaaandyyyyyyyyyyyyy:

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelroooooooooooond:

thraaaaaaaaaaaaandyyyyyyyyyyyyy:

*gross sobbing*

Finally

*pops open a bottle of champagne*

FUCK OFF ELROND *rolls on floor*

I will not

*smirks and drinks out of super fancy champagne glass*

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posted 3 days ago
4/21/14 @ 12:12

thraaaaaaaaaaaaandyyyyyyyyyyyyy
OFFICIAL DAY 1 OFF THE WINE

thraaaaaaaaaaaaandyyyyyyyyyyyyy:

*gross sobbing*

Finally

*pops open a bottle of champagne*

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posted 1 week ago
4/17/14 @ 14:47

ohtywin

tagged as:
# yes

ohtywin:

ohmaedhros:

"i’m not like the other dads, arwen, i’m a cool dad

OH SWEET LORD HELP ME

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posted 1 week ago
4/17/14 @ 1:12

nooottannelllffmaiiiiidd

do u want a kinslaying at imladris or what

nooottannelllffmaiiiiidd:

go back to the void please

There will be no kin slaying at Imladris!  Think of the mess!

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posted 1 week ago
4/17/14 @ 0:16

taaaaaaaauuuuuuuuriiiiiiieeeeel
© thethrasherash
thetenthdoctorscompanion:

tolkienism:

thethrasherash:

I found this way too funny.

HAAHAHAHA

Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.

thetenthdoctorscompanion:

tolkienism:

thethrasherash:

I found this way too funny.

HAAHAHAHA

Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.

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posted 1 week ago
4/16/14 @ 22:10

crownedwiththorns

Muse Things ~ Elrond
For: ages-of-arda

Muse Things ~ Elrond

For: ages-of-arda

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posted 1 week ago
4/16/14 @ 22:09

danicosplay

danicosplay:

Thorond. I am christening this ship. Bring me a champagne bottle.

Did someone say champagne?

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posted 1 week ago
4/16/14 @ 22:08

queenerestor

queenerestor:

Well then

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posted 1 week ago
4/16/14 @ 22:07

tralalalally

I was   t h e   h e r a l d   o f   G i l - g a l a d   and marched with his host. I was at the Battle of Dagorlad before the Black Gate of Mordor…I beheld the last combat on the slopes of Orodruin, where Gil-galad died, and Elendil fell, and Narsil broke beneath him.

I was   t h e   h e r a l d   o f   G i l - g a l a d   and marched with his host. I was at the Battle of Dagorlad before the Black Gate of Mordor…I beheld the last combat on the slopes of Orodruin, where Gil-galad died, and Elendil fell, and Narsil broke beneath him.

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posted 1 week ago
4/15/14 @ 10:55

taaaaaaaauuuuuuuuriiiiiiieeeeel
© zabblepants

tagged as:
# omfg
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posted 1 week ago
4/15/14 @ 9:26

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas
© lissinator
lissinator:

haha
ow

lissinator:

haha

ow